"GOOD TASTE IS THE ENEMY OF COMEDY"

that quote was stolen from 324/3G3-4 by your truly. yes. call me a thief or whatever you want. i don't give a fucking damn. screw it. okay. fine. like always. the quote is pretty random and hardly makes sense. but heck. which bastard said that it had to be perfect?

oh. i overheard ian telling marcus this during literature today. shakespeare, i salute you. you are a pure genius. pity you died so early):

terence fong: "helena risks her virginity when she follows demetrius. what else does she risk?"
marcus: "her safety."
ian: "no luh. she risks getting aids."

other than that, its been a pretty odd day. weird incident at the mrt station today when i was going home with alistair. there was this old man who kept mumbling gibberish loudly to himself. im not sure if alistair noticed, but hey, it was so obvious. oh and at yio chu kang mrt, there was this old fogey trying to speak to a metal railing. i dunno. it was pretty darn freaky and weird at the same time. it was just odd. simply. the best part today was when i was playing sudoku during chinese, which is practically pretty damn useless. wang wen gave us this summary to do from an assessment book, which answer key she so generously left in the book. so in the end, i spent almost the entire period playing sudoku and talking, and when there was about 5 mins left, i just copied the answers. simple. oh yes. marvellous achievement today. im going for LLTC in june. so cool. totally awesome.

i have nothing else to say. good thing its labour day tomorrow. public holiday. then again, sigh. off to mug. good day.

listening to:
taking back sunday - the union

"a spasm lasts for a while but an orgasm lasts forever."

that's what i told lester. though it isn't entirely true. but yes. it does. the spasm part i mean. but the orgasm part is totally bullshit. okay fine. it just seems to last forever. not forever. typically. my mistake.

its ben and jerry's free cone day today. i decided against going to queue up and stuff. it'll take a long time, especially since nearly all the locations of ben and jerry outlets are like populated with people and that the exams are a couple of days away. 3 in fact. exams on officially begin on friday, started clearing my stuff in school today. i really wanna start burning the dvds for the songs for haqqim, but i totally don't have access to my own computer. im actually blogging from my dad's laptop. so yea. i totally don't feel well. conclusion. don't drink any soft drinks, especially when you have an empty stomach. i feel horribly terrible. at least arsenal managed to win derby. 6-2. fabianski's debut. HE SCREWED UP.

listening to:
the last goodnight - one trust

somewhere life is good; things go as they should.

STEREOPHONICS "PULL THE PIN" TOUR. TODAY.

in case you didn't know, the chinese prelims that were today were easy. a piece of cake. simple. i'm happy. and satisfied. im disappointed. stereophonics 'pull the pin' tour. the concert was today. both vanessa and i wanted to go. and both of us weren't allowed because of the parents. great huh. sad. what a pity.

listening to:
+44 - make you smile

had this really great dinner at stew haus today. its this really nice cosy eatery along yio chu kang road. great stuff. seriously.

the full chinese prelims are on monday. taking with secondary fours. can't wait. gotta really concentrate and start studying and mugging. exams are important.

listening to:
the feeling - without you

SPORTS DAY!

Results:
1) Edwin 100m hurdles - 1st
2) Francis 100m - 2nd
3) Francis long jump - 3rd
4) Brandon steeple chase - 3rd
5) 4 x 100m - 2nd
6) 4 x 400m - 1st

had ncc duty today. screwed up. 333 won class champions. was really saddening. i thought for sure we'd win. sigh. life goes on. great job nat, francis, cheng yu, edwin, eugene, shaun, haqqim and brandon. awesome work guys. it was great you guys tried you best(: and its great that we did extremely well for the relays. oh, and francis won individual champion. nice going. in the end, went back to school to help the PE teachers keep their stuff. hung around till 2 something then decided to head home.

physics extra lessons tomorrow. hope it'll be fun. for once.

chinese prelims on monday, MYEs start on friday. i feel the sudden urge to mug. my brother's buying subway for me after his tuition ends. so nice of him. i'm starving.

listening to:
say anything- wow, i can get sexual too

the same retard in my english tuition class said the israelis are fighting against the pakistanis, when its suppose to be palestians. retard.

listening to:
paramore - circles

national inter-schools cross country tomorrow at ccab. have duty. early dismissal. yay. good luck crossers.

listening to:
keith urban - everybody

ivan kept trying to sell his singapore cricket club card that's already been cancelled to people in class. at least jag offered him ten cents for it. the rest of us didn't want to buy his junk. bloody gay. kept trying to stick post-its on me. fucking faggot.

linda soh was pms-ing this morning. S-C-A-R-Y.

scubilion, fun. got separated from viren, put into another class, which was considerably better:)

listening to:
system of a down - science

happy birthday cheng yu. even though i'm not really sure if it's really your birthday. and still pissed that you took my phone. but oh heck. you should have seen how he treated me today. LIKE A KING. there was chinese oral today. had aaron goh as examiner. simply horrible. blanked out a couple of times. screwed up big time in the conversation. could see that i made aaron goh really pissed off. fuck it. oh damn. now i have to be in school at 6.45am tomorrow cos nevina ho wants to teach us some social studies thing that we missed out due to the stupid, useless oral. seriously.

keith tan gave me a lift home. took taxi. dropped me off at yio chu kang. thanks man:)

i blocked jordan. he was annoying me.

listening to:
lifehouse - the joke

note: i hate my class. those idiots who took my phone today, you guys are seriously gonna get SCREWED tomorrow. not by me though. nevina ho.

listening to:
bob mould - old highs new lows

stupid. class photo today. i have chinese oral tomorrow (practice) and the real chinese oral's on wednesday. getting tested with secondary 4s. great. there was scubilion today. cute kids, cool school, nice teachers. what else can one ask for? really enriching experience. serious.

listening to:
rascal flatts - stand

arsenal lost. today's officially a terrible day.

catechism. simply. hi-larious. there was this conversation between vienna and i.

vienna: so, how would you feel if someone from your church community or school were being persecuted for being catholic/christian
me: umm. that would depend on who it is.
vienna: (speechless)

stuart and i then burst out in laughter cos her reaction weas PRICELESS. really.

vienna: this discussion is a DISASTER. one of the worst i've ever heard in my life. (walks off)

stuart and i continue laughing for five minutes and then we finally gain our composure and stop.

i went drama night today, and suprisingly, it was really cool. seriously. it might be a little short for a play, but it was a great plot, great acting, great humour. basically great fun. anyways, you should have seen what james wore. he looked like a waiter. and that's just the start. before the play began, wei liang and i spammed james' ipod's battery. it became from full to half, and then just a quarter was left. uber funny. after the play, we began calling martin 'chunky' cos he looked chunky in the school blazer that he was wearing. it was really hilarious.

listening to:
papa roach - forever

oh. what a day. there was photo taking today for cca. the legion photo taking took really really long. and by the time we ended, the ncc guys were there, so matthew, jeryl and i rushed to change.. we were practically stripping as we ran. literally. there was nothing really special during training today. had guard of honour training by our acsm jeremy, while the other part cs had supporting contingent rehersal. pretty slack. but the best part about today's training was that we got to take over the dismissal parade. wei liang was csm, kannan and tian kai were acsms, part c 1st was bryan ong, 2nd was alistair, part b 1st was me, 2nd was wei xuan, part a 1st was james, 2nd was joey, and prayer leader was matthew. it went awfully well, especially since it was the first parade we've ever conducted. little screw-ups here and there, but it was alright cos our actual csm daniel said that's the only way we can learn:)

listening to:
hillsong - still

chemistry practical nearly got me screwed. mr chen was elaborating on what to do and by the time he had done so, yash and i kinda completed the experiment. i rushed back to class, chenged into no. 4 and when i reached the part bench, some people from my class were still doing the practical. mr chen saw me and he was surpirsed i guess, and he asked me where i was going, and i replied that i was going for shooting. then he asked this really awkward question about who the best shooter in the school is and i was stumped. luckily, he just smiled and walked off.

live range was much easier compared to IMT, but it was much messier, nosier and longer. but overall it was pretty darn awesome. the recoil rate's really high, and the gunpowder smells awful. the bullet casings burnt the fingers. the worst part's that we left school at 12.45pm, reached there around 1.10pm, and left at 7.10pm. we wasted six hours there. totally dumb. i scored 8 over 10, which isn't marksman, but its certainly better in comparison with the IMT scores. we were then sent by bus to yio chu kang mrt station, and we were released there. of course, i walked home. the best part is that ashleigh was beatboxing and dancing on the bus. uber lame, but really comical. i laughed so hard tears welled up in my eyes. uder funny:) off to study. a math trial test on statistics tomorrow. and off to watch a couple of episodes of la ink. good day.

listening to:
avenged sevenfold - sidewinder

ok. fine. Gerald deserves some credit, especially for helping me find Leonard yesterday.

listening to:

the bravery - rites of spring

oh. and there's live range tomorrow. SHOOTING. it's gonna be fun:) and guess what time we'll be released from class? 12.30pm(: once again, to everyone going for shooting tomorrow, bring full no. 4, ez link as well as ear plugs. good day.

listening to:
relient k - the one i'm waiting for

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY NICHOLAS LIAW:)

it's my older brother's official birthday today. but saturday's celebration was still a celebration. lol. ok. with that out of the way, happy founder's day! especially to the all the lasallian brothers. it's founder's day today! yay. sure. like i care. wait. i do. we ended school early today, and that's the precise reason why i'm blogging at 11am today. i wanted to stay back to watch the founder's relay after school, but it got suspended due to a lightning alert. so. too bad.

oh. i did offertory for mass today, with leonard. basically, it was pretty stupid. i went into the hall this morning, and i was seen by adeline tan, who asked me if it was alright if i did offertory. my first reaction, like always, was simply, wtf. then i said yes. so she asked me to find a lower secondary guy to do offertory with me. so i agreed. great huh. but in the end, everything turned out pretty alright. so i'm awfully glad it passed quickly. special thanks to leonard for agreeing to help me:) kudos to you leonard, you seriously ROCK.

listening to:
rob thomas - all that i am

my mom isn't feeling well today - gastric, so she stayed at home the entire day. my dad originally wanted to bring us out for dinner but in the end, it was just dad, my brother and i. guys night out. haha. sure. founder's day's tomorrow, gonna be a great slack day, so i'm awfully glad. completed twelve episodes of miami ink and american chopper today. what an achievement, but i seriously need to consider starting on my homework, but at least i've began my math. it's a great start i guess. and my brother should really think about getting a haircut. his hair's atrocious.

Listening To:
Ryan Cabrera - With You Gone

today's training can be simply summed up in two very easy words. SCREWED UP. played soccer in school till around 8, then david kwang came and told us to go home as firstly, we're disturbing the brothers and we're actually suppose to leave the school by 7pm. fine. reached home at 9.15pm. pretty darn late, but didn't get scolded at all. my brother's birthday celebration's tomorrow. can't wait:)

listening to:
my chemical romance - cancer

well it turns out i'll be 2st ic for part b tomorrow, and wei xuan will be 2nd. matthew's in guard of honour. lucky fella. and wei xuan's supporting contingent ic. damn. am i the only person without a nice position in AP? sigh. tsk tsk. anyways , there's this really huge screw up in the communication between matthew and i, so i'm not really sure about the routine order (RO) for tomorrow's training. we'll just see how it goes tomorrow i guess. wish me luck.

oh yea. there's this retard in my english tuition class who thinks the name 'ernest' is spelt as 'erenst'. simply, whattheheck. dumb shit.

listening to:
amber pacific - gone so young

chinese. we had these two freaking retarded-ly crazy tests. which i totally didn't know about, and i didnt study for, of course. was considering to cheat. decided against it in the end. not worth it. the english oral exam was today. i went 3rd last, before cheng yu and haqqim. it was great. oh yes. arsenal against liverpool. 3 times in a row. what a line-up. oh. and the part-cs are taking charge of training this week. i'm part b 2nd ic. we're planning and conducting training. can't freaking wait:) and on a side note, tej and bryan david are coming to my house on saturday. wow.

listening to:
good charlotte - march on

happy april fool's day dumbshits. pissed. only managed a 22 over 30 for english informal letter.

listening to:

the chemical brothers - setting sun